UDM

Urban Dictionary Meme

Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.

1.) Your name?
Daniel

Guy who loves sports, drinking and irish punk rock, somehow manages to be appealing to every girl on the planet despite a chronic inability to seal the deal. Will end up being the PE teacher all the unpopular girls have a crush on. Curse his buffness.

(Friend) Hey is that Daniel over there?
(Other friend) Is he wearing a quiksilver t-shirt?
(Friend) No.
(Other friend) Then it's not Daniel.

2.) Your age?
Twenty

twenty dollars worth of marijuana

Lets go buy a twenty!

3.) One of your friends?
Space Whale

A being of inconceivable size and awesomeness.

Man, is that space whale excellent or what?

4.) What should you be doing?
Packing

Adj. (gerundive form, by ellipsis from "to pack heat") Carrying a concealed firearm.

Son, you keep away from dat nigga Rakwan, you heah me? The foo' be packin' and he might just up and cap yo trash-talkin' ass one these days!

5.) Favorite color?
Orange

The colour which vain assholes turn after a session in the tanning salon; Often confused with Hepatitis.

"Hey, nice tan... in the middle of winter, you sick fucking pumpkin monster."

6.) Birthplace?
Bristol

Is a city. South West of England. Populated with various types of ethnicity. Compared to other cities this is a unique one, loads of bars and clubs, pub, cinema, ice rink, rock climbing, absailing, canoeing and activities to choose from here. Although you get the odd few yobs... the yobs have to decide carefully as to who their target will be. Do not give in to these people or let them intimidate you.

Bristol is very hectic and Livley on weekends with a great atmosphere and on the weekdays a a few bars and clubs still manage to be livo!!

Outsiders to Bristol should respect the history,land, people and the ground on which they walk.

jimmy: lets travel to Bristol, get pissed, get laid, go home!

Sebastian: I would love to engage in the process of travelling to Bristol, I heard its hectic down ther.

7.) Month of your birth?
January

Nantional Hangover Month. Because of the recent holadays and masive partying the general population spends the month hungover

"Crap I have to go back to work. Wait, Its January which means my bose will be hung over too

8.) Last person you talked to?
Natsumi

A Japanese female name that describes an individual who is perfect in all ways. A Natsumi is beautiful, highly intelligent, funny, and most importantly, she is fun to be around and understanding. If you ever meet a Natsumi considered yourself blessed for you have been in the presence of an angel.

She is so perfect, she is such a Natsumi

9.) One of your nicknames?
Puppy

A small dog, usually cute and playful

Look at that cute puppy!